PRESS RELEASE: Totally Safe Airlines™ Introduces New Airliner With Transparent Engines for Enhanced Peace of Mind

PRESS RELEASE: Totally Safe Airlines™ Introduces New Airliner With Transparent Engines for Enhanced Peace of Mind

In another groundbreaking advancement for passenger safety, Totally Safe Airlines™ proudly announces its status as the launch customer for the revolutionary new aircraft: the ClearView 3000.

Built entirely with cutting-edge transparent composite material, the ClearView 3000’s engine cowling provides unprecedented visibility directly into the heart of your aircraft’s engines. Passengers will no longer have to worry or wonder about engine performance—they’ll see exactly when things go wrong.

CEO Max Trustworthy remarked, “We listened to our passengers. People kept asking if our engines were safe. Well, now they’ll know immediately if they’re not. Absolute peace of mind!”

When asked about the experience of seeing engine components fail mid-flight, Trustworthy enthusiastically noted, “It’s all about transparency. Literal transparency. Nothing builds trust like seeing in real-time how components fail. We’re committed to being the airline you trust.”

Sounds Ridiculous, Right?

Exactly. Aviation safety isn’t about watching things go wrong—it’s about preventing them from going wrong in the first place. Built on layers of redundant, automatic safeguards, it’s proactive, not reactive.

Admiral Freight takes the same approach. Freight security isn’t about remotely witnessing theft in real-time. It’s built-in from the start—automatic driver and equipment verification, locked trailers, and digital enforcement of shipping protocols.

So What is Admiral Freight?

Admiral Freight operates like a smart exchange. Shippers set max rates. Carriers set minimums. Differences? Split automatically between you two. It’s a SaaS platform for moving freight — backed by on-trailer hardware security, automated workflows, and direct TMS/WMS integration.

Every load is protected by:

• Internally locking trailer doors upon loading
• Driver and tractor authentication tied to your TMS/WMS
• Immobilization to block unauthorized movements

That means no guessing, no brokers skimming margins, and no frantic paperwork checks at the dock.

And while you save on freight rates, your carriers earn fairly — keeping them profitable, engaged, and coming back.

Certainly no watching your freight being misdirected in real-time.

Want true peace of mind, minus the terrifying transparency?

Join Admiral Freight today. (Oh yes, visibility is there too. We just don’t advertise it—because with Admiral, it is boring— nothing exciting ever happens.)